rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

(via foreverasdfghjkl)

(Source: awwno, via nicolely1)

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(Source: neptunain, via orgasmic-humor)

whiteteethteens:

me every time fancy comes on the radio

image

(Source: naturesfruitmachine, via lindsaylohangmyself)

zubat:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE FOR 33 YEARS…

(via pagingme)

weloveshortvideos:

Foreign Parents - Cynthia David

(via the-daily-laugh)

replasy:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle

(via thefrogman)

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

(via penisvvrinkle)

lameborghini:

hope u are all being productive today. break some boys’ hearts and look cute doing it. do ur homework. eat fruit

(via zackisontumblr)

andolefry:

teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped

(Source: oralympian, via notchipskylark)

ipgd:

mastahaze:

This is the most beautiful horse in the world…
From Turkey

shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD

(via nowletmeseeyouwop)

(Source: awwww-cute, via laughing-llama)